[UPDATE v.2] Temporary Reprieve Assignments

my last progress report for the summer. 1 week to go and may pasok na. looking back at the month parang nasayang ko ang opportunities...
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1. blog updates as often as possible, kahit wlang kwenta lang. FAIL!
tagal nawala nung inet ko eh. wla akong nagawa. di ako maka-update. katamad mag-sulat tapos mag-lipat ng isang bungkol sa blog. parang biglaang maraming update, di na exciting.

2. lose weight. FAIL!
current weight: still 130lbs. walang kwenta. i cant shed off the 10lbs!

3. will not take summer job offers, no matter how tempting. PASS!
still a bum. no change.

4. haircut but no radical hair color changes until may. PASS!
had a hair cut! around chin-length na hair ko. tpos ngpa-highlights ako. pero langhiya ung bading ayaw nya lagay ung color na gusto ko (red-violet) ang kulit nya, nakipag-away pa. yoko kasing i-bleach ung hair ko eh. tapos nung kala ko ok na, cra ung gaga... ginawa pa rin ung gusto nya?! bleached my hair tpos reddish-brown nilagay imbis na ung gusto ko?! sarap sapakin kya lang mas malaki muscles nya sakin... grr... ok lang mas maganda ako!

5. finish watching all 7 seasons of Star Trek Voyager. PASS!
i am still, officially, a geek.

6. finish reading Katzung even if it kills me. FAIL!
hehehe di pa rin tapos.

7. fix sleeping pattern from 7am-1pm to 11pm-6am (i'm currently in violation...) FAIL!
its a disease! i'm allergic to the sun! aaaaaaahhhhhh!!! it BURNS!!!!! nooooo!!!!!!!! hehehehe

8. watch a movie at least once every 2 weeks. PASS!
weeee! tuloy tuloy ang brainless entertainment! buti game lagi si isah...

9. will go out of the house at least thrice a week. FAIL!
no money/no lakwatcha

10. reduce candy intake... argh... FAIL!
bumili si khriska nung fave chocolates ko kasi may sale... i cant stop eating 'em...

11. will take up a sport or instrument. FAIL!
wla na, tinatamad na ko...

12. will leave the city at least once the entire summer... FAIL!
daming plano, wla pa ring natuloy

13. join an org... i hear the chinese charity volunteer firemen are looking for new recruits with 1st aid/ med training... PASS!
have to attend training sessions ng volunteer firefighters and pass the paperwork... wlang oras ung kasabay ko eh, but i'm still a member of the wa-chi veterans assoc.

14. will refuse driving family members 'round w/o compensation hehehehe. FAIL!
dapat ko nang kabitan ng metro ang kotse ko...

---kzs---

(parang wla pa rin akong napala... shet dapat nag-summer classes nalang ako...)

Text Talk - a conversation

for isah. (natandaan nanaman kita and your txt encounters with... ehehehehe wag na patayin mo pa ko...)
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"kumain na u?"
(napatingin ako sa kapatid ko) "huh?? 'who ARE you and what did you do with my sister?!"

"baket?"
you used TEXT TALK!! on ME?! sacrilege!!!!!

"anong text talk??? ~ha?! whadidisay?!"
duh? 'kumain na u?'

"nge... so?"
so its bad!!! text contractions nga napupunta na sa mainstream life... pag nag-ttype, sulat, etc. di na marunong mag-spell mga tao. pati ba naman pagsasalita...

kumain na u
oo, eat na me

wait u jan ha? punta na me.
kk ingats u

"hahahahaha! di naman ako ganyan noh!"
but you slipped! yan na ata tagalog version ng mga airhead-bimbo-american impressions --"like, y'know, we should be, like, in the mall having our nails done or something." (sabay jiggle of the boobs and flip of the hair)

"yah, like, pay attention driving, like, we might hit something y'know..."
che. basta. you know what I mean.

here na me, san na u?
late me eh, hintay u, lapit na me.

"some people think its cute, parang pa-sweet nga dating eh"
ahhh ewan!!! dpende siguro. ok lang minsan pero pag ganyan mag-text ALL THE TIME? pano pag bad-mood ka? its like someone laughing when you're having a bad day! it frustrates the hell out of me... if I EVER go for a guy who texts like that, bonk me over the head with a cell phone... sweet can get irritating after a while. anyway, we're predisposed to diabetes, we cant handle sweets for long. (laughs)

"sure, sure. tingnan lang natin..."
sira! kaya nga tirahin mo ko ng cellphone eh! landline kung di ako madala!

"hahahaha! sabi u yan ha? hahahaha! pissed na ba u? near home na ba us? wahahahahaha!"
grr. che! (change topic) oi, tinanong mo ba si ed kung pano naging sila? I asked her kung pano nanligaw yung guy-- sabi ko- "ano? tinanong lang ba nung guy: 'ikaw na ba? ako na ba? tayo na ba?' ?!" hehehe... natawa ang bruha. tapos sabi niya basta raw approve na ang friends niya kya naging sila. i thought that was DUMB. so sabi ko- "ano ngayon kung approve sila? sabi lang ng friends mo 'BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY OUR FRIENDSHIP I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU BOYFRIEND & GIRLFRIEND!'?"

hahahaha di na tumigil sa kakatawa ang sira.

"hahahahahahahaha!!!! u na, me na, we na?"
tama na nga yan. I shouldnt have brought it up. 'shut up na u, baka ma-pissed na me... ma-waiting u ng jeep der sa kanto.'

---kzs---

Just so ya'll know...

I absolutely hate hate HATE blogging in a net cafe.

yes. for the past 4 weeks... WALA AKONG INTERNET. @#$%^&!porkbun.

i finally found out what happened, naputol dahil di pa nagbabayad. the check was already issued but the guy who collects the payment hasnt picked it up yet. kaya naputol. ARGH.

san ba bayad center ng destiny cable?! ha? ha?! ako na mag-aabot! waaaaaaaahh!

ONE WHOLE MONTH no net... my blog... di ma-update... my mail... clutterd with 90+ unread messages... no gaming... no music downloads...

so now here I am... i got a possessed mouse (it wont go where i want it), a keyboard with a broken 'N' key (you hafta pound it real hard to get it to type) and this idiot to my right is glancing at my screen trying to read what the hell i'm typing.

i absolutely hate hate HATE blogging in a net cafe.


---kzs---

*all updates will be published pag may net na ulit ako. swear. babawiin ko lahat.*